Hair level: Mitchell Langerak

Hi all, so its that time old question 'how does my hair look?' for some it takes hours and for others a quick brush and a pony tail is all they need.

Me however i tend to spend way to long in front of the mirror and ive been known to be late most mornings because of this haha!

So this post is a little bit of fun, nothing serious... is there anything ever serious on my page? haha ;)

I thought i would bring your attention to Mitchell Langerak an Aussie bred soccer player, currently now playing for Borussia Dortmund, he is one of the best in the business (in my mind) and not just cos his Australian, if you ever watch him play you know that when his on the field theres no mucking around and its game on!

I also noticed that his hair is always perfect... see exhibit attached photo evidence haha, never a hair out of place, even while his diving to save a penalty or standing waiting in the elements to protect the goals

If you look to the left there are many photos of Mitch during games if we zoom in closer we are able to see that it remains as fashionable as the moment he stepped out onto the field lol.

Its a fashion conspiracy and i for one love it! haha if only my hair was like that after diving to the ground or getting pushed around during a game... if only my hair were like that after i left the house! hahaha.

Even in his modelling pictures... which lets be honest are hard to tell apart from his game photos, one thing i havent mentioned yet is that yes his hair is perfection, but so is the rest of him ;)

Anyway we digress...

I think the only reasonable and rational answer to this observation is that Mitch is an alien that was sent to Australia to not only save our asses on the soccer field but to save them in the fashion world as well.

If you want to see more of Mitch's flawless hair styles below are his social media accounts,

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Langerak20?fref=ts
Instagram: https://instagram.com/mitchlangerak/

AussieBum: Swimwear

Morning all, sorry i have been away for a few days... work has been crazy busy! the boring kinda work not this one hehe. I thought id bring you something special today and its just plain hot!

I love AussieBum underwear, not only for the amazing array of colours and designs, that legit stop people in there tracks when your strutting your stuff down the beach or when you see the band poke out above the tight jeans of a hot guy bending over. You instantly know that that guy has style!

It's fantastic im all about pride for Australia and the underwear is so soft and durable the materials both in the underwear and swimwear feel like your wearing nothing at all (cut to Ned Flanders haha)

So i thought today being a cold and miserable day... i really wanted to hit the beach but im going to bring the beach to you guy... were going to go through my favourite 5 swim wears from theAussieBum collection.

In no particular order:

1) Lagoon: Twilight... lets be honest like the tag line says 'if you doubt yourself wear something else' i adore these, The range of colours are amazing, representing the beach / sea-life we all know and love. i particularly love the Twilight ones, the maroon of set with the blues just gives it that sailing into the beyond with your lover in your arms kinda feel. haha

Buy me: http://tinyurl.com/LAGOONTWI

2) Birdcage: Oasis... I LOVE every single design in this swimwear, i think there incredibly cleaver and a total statement piece, they are perfect for the colder days when summer is almost leaving us but you still wanna hit the beach. The colours are outstanding and you'll be running to the beach in the snow just to wear them haha!

Buy me: http://tinyurl.com/BIRDOASIS

3) Handelbar: Tamarama... These may not be as flash as some of the other swimwear on my list but they are one of the most comfortable swimwear trunks ive ever worn, they fall evenly around the legs and are tapered to not ride up (unless you want them to hehe) The choice of colours are great my favourite colour is green so the Tamarama ones are just perfect for me. Make sure you check them out, nothing else like them.

Buy me: http://tinyurl.com/HANDELBAR

4) XS: Wipeout... how could i have a blog about swimwear for guys and not show one thats called XS! haha these are majorly sexy, if you want heads to turn its guaranteed in these little beauties, they may be small but thats the charm, they show off the sexiness of no tan lines and with the hi-cut they just sit so perfectly, when you wear them its almost like they were tailored to you.

Buy me: http://tinyurl.com/XSWIPEOUT

5) Aztec: Olmec... One of the newest designs to hit the AussieBum site and im completely obsessed, i need these in my life right now haha! Ive never seen anything quite like them before and im proud of AussieBum to be one of the first to do it! The print is flawless and the colours just amazing... i may or may not have just added them all to my cart while writing this haha!

Buy me: http://tinyurl.com/AZTECOLMEC

Hot Aussie: Julian Wilson

Julian Wilson... is one of australian best surfers, his one countless medals, his represented this amazing country in so many competitions, and his one fine looking fella haha.

Not a very long article today more of a 'bring him to your attention' one... its been a long day at work haha.

So sit back, relax and just unwind while you google image Julian ;)

Here ive started it off for you...your welcome haha.

Check more of Julian out here: http://www.julianwilson.com/

Random Aussie Tradie: UBER HOT!

Hey guys... thanks for coming back, hope your enjoying my blog.

Today is a little random, i originally wanted to start doing a post about 'Aussie Surfers' but got sidetracked by this blonde adonis that i'll talk about soon. Dont worry there will still be a post for all you surfer lovers out there very soon.

This blog post has also given me a great idea and will do posts about hot aussie tradies later in the week but for now i want to bring your attention to this hot blonde tradie... i have spent all morning trying to figure out who he is! but to no avail :( so he still remains a mystery.

He was all over the aussie tumblr pages like Oprah on a baked ham... but with no links! i HATE when people post hot photos and then dont link or mention who they are (yes i know im about to do the exact same thing, but at least i warned you) haha

His hot, built like a brick shithouse and aussie what more do we need? if you know his name or where i can find more photos please let me know in the comments.

Looks like his a tradie, maybe even model now!

Jordan and Zac Stenmark: National Treasure

Now lets be honest you dont want me rambling on in a loooooooong article about these 2 beautiful, Australia, Male Model, Twin, Brothers... we are all thinking the same thing, we just want to see the photos!

Well if you keep scrolling you will, but i have to say: Jordan and Zac are 2 of the nicest most down to earth guys you would ever meet they love there fans and are a true icon of the Australian fashion world.

So now without to much more delay there photos haha...

2Wink: Top 5 must have items!

Hey guys! So i thought today i would tell you all a little secret... i am obsessed with 2wink underwear proudly 100% Australian, i honestly shop no where else!

So im going to show you my top 5 items from 2wink that i just cant live without... you have no choice! lol so sit back relax and enjoy.

These are in no particular order (if just to hard with a brand like 2wink to choose just 1 favourite)

Buy now: http://tinyurl.com/GRAFFITI

1) GRAFFITI XTREME SWIMWEAR: Brief, i ADORE this item... You would not believe the amount of times i go to the beach or pool and im stopped to ask where i got them from. Not only are they fun and unique they are also incredibly comfortable, These are a must have item.

Buy now: http://tinyurl.com/WALKABOUTAUS

Buy now: http://tinyurl.com/THEWORTH

Buy now: http://tinyurl.com/WHITEAUS

2) WALKABOUT ESSENCE OF AUSTRALIA: Brief, These walkabout brief's are amazing not only is the artwork on the band from local Aboriginal artist Peter Mulchay. The stark black look adds a manly vibe to the brief, slip these on and feel the testosterone start to flow...i love mine!

                         





3) THE WORTHINGTON: Brief, This swimwear, once again stops traffic haha... My favourite pair is the Green, (i'm a little bias as my favourite colour is green but shhh) Wearing these you would never think you have swimwear on, the lining is so soft and comfortable, ive never had a problem with them riding up due to the square cut design.








4) TIGHTY WHITY: Brief / Trunks, In my mind every guy should own at least 1 pair of white underwear weather briefs or trunks it does not matter in my mind. I believe they are one of the hottest accessories, weather you see its poking out from behind when he bends over in jeans or weather standing right in front of you.

Buy now: http://tinyurl.com/FREEJOCK

5) GRAFFITI XTREME FREEDOM JOCK: This one is a little cheeky (pun intended hehe) these jocks show off everything that you want, the bold colours at the front draw attention to your package and the rear cut shows off your bum, The white jock just adds that bit of class and emphasises the graffiti artwork on the pouch. Im wearing mine right now! haha

DNA: Magazine

DNA is pretty much all you need in a magazine... It has everything a gay male needs! actually maybe a bit more but no one is complaining hehe.

It knows exactly what a gay guy is thinking and doesn't shy away from expressing that. It doesn't flinch in the face of GayPorn but embraces it on the cover! In my mind this is what makes DNA so special... its a 'real' magazine, it doesn't dismiss anything, it talks about all aspects of male / gay like: Porn, BodyBuilding, Fashion... the list goes on. Everyone can find something to love about this magazine!

It hits real issues that we face everyday that we dont talk about as often as we should, then you can flick the page and be smiling ear to ear or trying to conceal a growing bulge under your work desk after flicking to the photoshoots.

                               

Chris, Lukas Aden and Jordan: Gay Porn Stars

Not to mention the amazing photoshoots that feature so heavily many done by the almost not-human Rick Day (he is flawless) in his photos, The range of men / models / athletes show a huge diversity in photos. This in tern appeals to a larger audience... and i can say that im well and truly hooked haha.

PhotoShoots from previous issues...

                                   

So all in all... DNA is a Fabulous, Fun, Fantastic, Fresh, Full-On magazine that no man should be without on there bedside table, Go here to order past issues: http://tinyurl.com/nzlcupd you wont be disappointed. Im currently obsessed with issue #183 (fantastic articles and one of my favourite footy players Kayne Lawton)

Past Issues: Dont miss out!

                                     

Football... the only reason we watch it.

AUSSIE RULES: or football is about as boring as watching paint dry (in my mind anyways) the only reason i... and lets be honest every other gay man out there, is for the tight uniforms and man on man action. I mean they get so close to each others junk and holes that if they were naked it would be porn!

Ive lined up (mmmm... i wish i was in a line up with these guys) a few of the sexiest football players this side of the pond.

Let me know what you think... i have no idea who these guys play for and i really dont care i just cant get enough of them all.

Kayne Lawton: Hottest of the HOT!

Click to view larger... and trust me theres a lot to see!

                                Sandor Earl: with a name like that you just know his packin'

Click to view larger... his ass is perfection!

                                                   David Williams: The man's man!

Click to view larger... do you need another reason?

Let me know who you watch football for... theres so many teams, lets hope some of them play for our one ;)